A cold, early start. The lovely Mrs S and I had been staying in a hotel in Broadway village which was way more high-end and self-consciously elitist than we had been expecting, and it was quite a relief to get to the Broadway United Football Club HQ where lots of folk in running kit were pinning on race numbers in a noisy, hearty and steamed-up village hall.
The race director gave a droll briefing in which he assured us 'if you get lost, it'll be your fault. We've put pink arrow signs everywhere', and warned us of dire consequences if we failed to shut gates and let livestock escape.
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| It's a cold one |
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| Not as pretentious here as last night's hotel |
We set off on the village green, ran up the high street and up the first of the hills. We were less than a km in when the first inkling that the route might not be terribly obvious became apparent, when some of the runners started bearing off to the left. Was there a sign? Did you see it? Me neither. Onwards and upwards till I reached the Broadway Tower.
Up here it was thick mist. The fast boys had all disappeared, and I was alone in the mist, looking around for a clue. Nothing. I dimly remembered seeing a photo from a previous year of runners passing in front of the tower, and used this to guess my bearing. Two figures in hi-vis loomed in front of me, and I was back on course.
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| Remembering this scene was my only navigation clue |
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| Not much visibility up here today |
By now I had clocked the signs. Well, honestly; they were little square jobs about the size of post-its. You had to keep alert the whole time, and they were dead easy to miss. Moreover, it wasn't terribly obvious precisely which way they were pointing in landscapes of multiple options. With no one ahead of me, I took several wrong turns. Each time, a guy in yellow caught me up and I spent the next ten minutes trying to get some distance before I got lost again. It was infuriating.
But by now it was a glorious day. The visibility and the landscape were fantastic. There were little kissing gates, big field gates and stiles everywhere - I completely lost count of them. I was feeling good and kept a steady pace as the halfway point led to the last of the big hills. At this point I was working hard to put some space between me and matey in yellow, who had recently caught me up after a wonky bit of signage. At the top of the hill I pass a bloke who told me he had under-estimated the toughness of the route and was struggling.
After some exciting technical downhill sections I was back in a hamlet (Wood Stanway) where I went quite badly wrong, turned round, retraced my steps and there was my yellow friend back to haunt me... but also to point me in the right direction. Five minutes later we joined in with the half-marathoners and with plenty of folk ahead, wayfinding got a lot easier.
It was flatt-ish at this point, but we went through several fields of lytchett strips, and it felt like running over waves. Among the half-marathon crowd I overtook someone who looked like a marathon runner and tried going up a gear, with quite a lot of shouted warnings as I approached stiles and a few dicey moments climbing over slippery wood.
The final downhill stretch involved one last wrong direction until I spotted a tiny square sign in a different corner of the field, only visible thanks to bright sunshine. Then on to the road, into the outskirts of Broadway, and quite suddenly over the finish line, confusing me as I thought there were a few hundred metres left.
All over! The man in yellow turned up a few seconds later - a nice guy called Neil. Much as I dreaded seeing him on the course, I could have been in trouble without him.
Fifth place, and first M50, which I was very happy with. Here are
my stats. And check out
my duel with Neil.
Beachy Head marathon, three weeks earlier, felt like a long time ago, and the training is a distant memory. Today felt a bit cheeky, like I was just turning up without preparation. But the three-week gap was perfect - a bonus marathon to make it a triple this year.